Hi... My name is Prague! I love my name coz it's a foreign, not chinese, not english... I'm a foreign pig... My mistress is, a pig, like me... Mabbe I shd start telling my life story yeah? I'm actualli, realli, a foreign pig. My name isnt such that I can sound cool when I intro myself lah! I was born somewhere in Prague, but not sure exactly where coz pigs dun study geography back in school... So anyway, one day, my mama brought mi to the market to be sold, not to the butcher mind you, but to this souvenior stall... I wasn't really upset abt it coz u see, most pigs end up on the dinner table but hey, I'm a high class pig, I'm a souvenior siah! Damn steady rite... Dun pray pray...
Anyway back to the story again, another fine day, this GIRL who doesn't look angmoh at all came along to my stall and set her eyes on me! She exclaimed "Wah seh! Dis pig looks like the pig on the Pig's badge back in Singapore! I should get this for her!!!" And so, she took out her wallet and paid for me w/o hesitation. I was then wrapped in an ugly pink paper and brought back to a place called Folgate Street... I know how English sound, with their accent.... and I knew I was then, in UK (even tho i stress again, my geography sux... A smart pig doesn't need it)... This ger huh, she doesn't look angmoh, but live in a land full of angmohs... worse still, she speaks wif a horrible accent full of 'lahs' and 'lehs', so much so that I started to pick them up lor.... She's a damn mugger aso lah.... Everyday, she'll go to school in the morning and then come back to do alot of readings and essays.... Nerd leh.... Heng for mi, another fine day came and she decided that she wanna send me away, to a place called Singapore. Wah seh, I was so excited, I jumped up and down coz I heard that I would be taking a plane! How many pigs in their entire life get to fly? Airpork not counted coz those pigs are dead by then and are called pork. So, this girl packed me into a bubble pack and I was on my way to Singapore. Oh yeah, there's another companion whom I wasn't realli fond of (coz abit freaky ah), but since I didn't haf much choice, we became friends. My friend's name is Lizzy... *cough* cliche! *cough* Oh, we posed for a pic together. Here's it!
Duh duhz duhz... I'm getting bored... Finally, I reached that somewhere called Singapore. This place is so freaking hot! I swear I slimmed down quite abit due to the heat lor! Grrr..... Oh and, this place is so full of people who look like the girl back in Folgate Street... So basically I heard 'lahs', 'lors', 'lehs', etc every few seconds until i got the hang of it... it's pretty cool once ur stuck wif using it u noe! Bleargh back to story! I reached the house of the 'Pig' that I'm destinated to, and it wasn't what i tot would be... I tot pigs stay in sty... but this one no... she actually looks quite human to me... except for the fact that her eating and sleeping habits coincide wif mine perfectly... A pig in disguise?
On the first day Pig saw me, she/it was so excited she/it simply couldnt put me down and simply kept smiling idiotically at me! She/It brought me to the dinner table (but no food for me!), to the TV, and to her/it's desk (which eventually became my resting ground).... HOWEVER, from the next day onward, it/she simply had to time to even take a glance at me. It/She was out every morning until late at nite, and it/she spent her only time awake pressing keys on a thing called computer. Man it's a worse geek than the one back at Folgate Street!
But heng heng, I found alot of fellow pigs who live with Pig. There's Pig the (transparent) Wrist Rest, Pig the (pink) Wrist Rest, the infamous Pig the Badge, Pigs those Paper Clips, and Pig the (pink) Pig-Spirit-of-Mononoke... Oh and of cos, there's Julie the Pig. She's special, coz I like her so much, I think I'm going to marry her when I grow up. I cant do it now, I'm too young for such things, and as you can see, Julie is so much bigger, I should wait until I build up more. There's actually many more other friends I made on 'The Desk' (cool rite, it's our home!).... I think there's more bears (of all colors, not juz boring pink) than pigs, but it's ok coz they've been pretty friendly so far and i think we're outnumbering soon... There's aso a pink person whom Pig calls 'Yao Yao'... and basically what it does is to just swing its head from left to right... I don't see why Pig bothers to rear something that only disagree with it all day. But then again, i doubt it's living.
It's cooler being a fish. And I mean, a fish like SPeng. It too, can move like Yao Yao, but more freely and gracefully. I've tried tokking to SPeng but due to language barrier, all it managed to get thru to me is that its name is SPeng and that it's gay. SPeng looks hungry most of the time, like Pig. It's so scary when you see a fish eat and eat and eat non stop, I started to get worried it might juz sink to the bottom of its (exclusive) home and never be able to raise again for food.... So anyway, in case SPeng gets bloated to death *touch wod*, I made it a point to take a pic of it for memory sake using my *steady bom pi pi* camera phone ....
It's oredi 5am but as you can see, my place is still happening! Yao Yao is still shaking its head, SPeng floating up and down, the bears having a camp fire while my fellow pigs were having a great time posing for my camera.... and of coz Pig is still pressing the keys of that black thing furiously... Goonz! As far as I can see, the world out there is huge, and by looking out, I can see there's much more creatures out there for me to know. I hope I can move as freely as SPeng one day so I can go out and take a look.... I aso hope to marry Julie one day.... or mabbe not, mabbe I'll get to know more creatures should I be bestowed the fortune to move to another place and find someone better than her.... As for now, I should eat more, grow tall!
Ok, mad Pig doesn't seem like she's going to switch off the light be the sun comes out.... and I should juz stop crapping and try to get some sleep with the glaring 'spot lights'.. darn.... Nitez everyone!
