Big Fish

Watched 'Big Fish' yesterday. Had always wanted to watch it but it's always the PIG in me dat prevents me from rummaging through the mess for it. Quite a nice show tho... Ewan McGregor was charming as usual...


Something from the show (about the story of William's birth):
"... I suppose if I had to choose between the true (plain) version and the elaborated one involving the fish and the wedding ring, I might choose the fancy version. But then it's just me."

I might go for it too... just that I doubt it'll be as creative as Edward Bloom's...

One question that popped up while I was watching it was: What would you do if the one you love is dying? Aiyo, you wouldn't believe it but the question kept racing through my mind for 20mins during the show... Morrie (the guy who's dying in 'Tuedays with Morrie') said he would prefer his friends to lead life normally, while saying goodbye. I forgot the exact words but that's the gist of it.

Realised today I made a terrible mistake (a couple of months back) that I should go banging my head for...

People who touched my life

Today, the title of the composition is "People who touched my life".
*Warning: It's going to be awfully boring for most of u.


How many people have left deep impressions in my 22 going to 23 years of life? My mum is one such person. She showed me what dedication to her family is, and she'll do everything she can to make our lives better. Sure there's times when our values clash but I know for sure she just wants the best for me and it's just that we can't bring ourselves to understand the other party. Sometimes even when the wilful kid in me just wanna do what I want and not give a shit, the thought of my Mum would melt me. I don't want to be the stoopid brat that gives her so much trouble despite her efforts put into the family. (On a sidenote, she should realise I'm not that much a kid anymore) Mother's Day should occur more often!

Ok I'm going to make a super digression. So many people around me are having quarter life crisis, and I don't feel good about this. Solution as proposed by Gong & I: Organise a quarter life crisis club. Criteria: Single Non-Christians. Don't ask why, but that's the way we've decided things shall be.

I have friends whom I believe are ACCOUNTABLE for the way I'm today (no running away from responsibilities k!)... Gong, Zhen & Juerong made me know that it's important to be true, and that we should love ourselves the way we are. And they too love me despite all my countless flaws. And as though all these works out like an equation, these people are the same people whom I feel like we've just chatted yesternite even though we haven't been in touch for ages.


I have a senior Huisi all the way back from NYCB... she's such a fantastic person, you would want more of her around. Her joviality is practically infectious, however gloomy the situation is, put Huisi in and the place glows with hope. She's the kind of person who will lend you her support, and make you wanna hug her for just being there. I'm not particularly close to her, but I'm sure if you've seen her, you would agree with me too.

Oh and Steph Chu! Such an inspiring character, I always feel good talking to her coz after every reunion, I would feel that the world is such a beautiful (but funny) place, then start appreciating everything that exist in our lives. She's abit like Huisi, inserting happiness into the atmosphere... and not forgetting so great to suan, best if paired up with Wulu.

2 other gers & 1 guy will have to share this para.... They are Shirley (my ex-colleague fr ACN), YY Ma (Yoyo ma if u wish) and Rammy! These 3 are the representations of selflessness and magnanimouness (very long word I know), 'wow' me with their generosity and helpfulness even though we weren't any much more than strangers. Felt like a selfish brat beside them, but always warmed by their concerns for people. Makes me wonder if they are saints at times....

There's so many more people I would wanna mention. But being the selfish brat I'm, I shall care more about my sleeptime. It doesn't really matter to me if I've mentioned you here or not. Just convince yourself you're one of those whose names din turn up coz lazy PIG is too nuah, and that I love you all. As long as I (Me & Myself) know who these people are, I don't really care if everyone else have no idea haha... *evil laughter echoes off*


**P.S. This is not a farewell note. I'm not leaving for anywhere and don't anticipate to be outta this world anytime soon, much to your disappointment =p

For Beauty & Brains.

i cant tink

i cant emphasize enuff how much a genius Mraz is... i hope he doesn't look good in a shirt or i'll stab myself!!!
*phew*
Went shopping the entire day with Mary.... Bot many pretty thgs, but dat means alot of $$$ spent too *hear kaching-kaching*..... and we almost saw Jay rite, Mary? Rite rite?The O.M.G. news is that, Star Potatoes @ BK are going for 20cts a set... we couldnt believe it, so had to confirm & reconfirm wif the cashier and got laughed at.... figured out a reason y it's so cheap tho...

Realised i've put off getting alot of thgs done. No good.

Very belated post

alritez curse mi all u wan for posting the pix so late heee... for those who din manage to catch mi online to get dem =p

Meet my baby...

she looks perfectly calm, but was actualli hyperactive at the pt of time the pic was taken...

I'm an early bird!

i went thru the whole nite feeling not v good abt wat ive said on "OIS"..... and so, here i am, wif an example! =)

B was talking about something and A didn't really understand so asked about it again...
B: What do you mean?
A: Oh you see, *blah blah blah* <- replace with reasoning
B: Oh I see..
*Conversation comes to an absolute halt*

Add on:
It's sounds not too bad if u start ur conversation with OIS too... like
"Oh I see!"
gettit? hmmm... Sababa...

it's 9.47 in the morning and you really cant count on me to give an better example for this....

anyway, fr my poor bro...
"...my parents hate me, my niece is homicidal, my sisters are evil, my bro wanna kill me, my maid is daft, my grandma just wanna whine abt everything... and worst of all, I CAN'T GET SIZE 14 SHOES!"

and my remedy to him is to turn suicidal... sort of completes the family rite? prob dats his purpose in life... as i fondly remb BC (aka Belinda Charles) preaching to us, "Nobody is here by chance"... the same goes to you, baby bro!

OIS

OIS is the new word.... (read "Oh I see")....
U can almost use it like "Sababa", juz dat OIS can mean many things.....
It's all up to your imagination...

OIS!

*psssst... im getting a tin whistle! all thx to (may i say) Shuhui (pronounced 'shu-h-way')!

A very long post...

I promised Rammy I'll blog about ousr conversation last nite... better late den never rite? *curse those newlines!*

This is ur holy Highness P.I.G oinking

&

Hi, I'm Ram

*Post heavily co-written with Rammy, except for the elimination of newlines... He was in charge of complaining y it took so long...

On my plans for tml... ive been online almost every single nite fren hello :) wat haf u been doing ah intended to surprise u by going sch tml budden hey, u wanna meet in school, I asked gary if we wanna play badminton thgs crop up orh... so sad i hafta go play mahjong tml HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA On my life... happy lah u u and ur life and guess wat haven applied for any jobs hahahahahaha oi don't so lazy leh heee ive been happi happi ppl get lazy lazy ppl get happi happi will not be long lived den u get lazier den happier if u don't have job oi... ping pong... u better go and apply for some job if not... all the jobs will go to other people and u will have no way of supporting ur tai tai lifestyle actually, I'm not joking... please seriously start looking lah =( reality bitews bites bitwes bites i miss aust hehe On us vanishing into thin air thru various ways (mite hafta imagine hard, dat it's actualli possible for Ram to disappear entirely...) .... and also, his joke on 'Hello World'... and I think australia has screwed up our temperature tolerance I'm steaming YES YES YES im melting so ur evaporating im onli melting i shd sublimate haha then tomorrow we see u, less one hand farni leh u so farni *imagine mi giggle* I'm a funny guy can't help it speaking of funny my hello world joke is funny ok! ur joke is. super. lame. hehe super.lame. i tink ive met my match i didn't even understand the comment u made on my other entry which comment about the civil service one dunno if u are saying that I'm lame or saying that u can relate to what I'm saying actualli i juz meant not everyone operates the way ma den to some ppl, deg and masters r diff heeee hehe ok and like for myself b4 i came to nus i din noe engin masters can b fr sci ya, that one, actually... i have to admit, I didn't know also :$ hehe see la.... stoopid boy but never mind... I know now... so I'm a smart boy haha im smart too and i dun act smart hahahahaha yes, smart pig On books... it'sim glad my bro is a bookworm ok... then u say lame haha... my latest book was wat wat symbian os for mobile phones im reading adrian mole now lor... imagine how bored ive been ................... and the book before that (actually at the same time) was 'Terminal' by robin cook so can redeem myself who's adrian mole? terminal sounds v v familiar leh got movie not am I considered suaku if I don't know him/ maybe got eh ya i tink quite suaku this is the kind of book that can be made into movie one medical thriller so enlighten me who's adrian mole? coz i tink b4 i read it ive heard adrian a zillion times i dunno juz decided to read it wat haha, u dunno? and onli finished dat lame bk tml smart On a not-so-mutual-friend, *BEEP* why must *beep* be *BEEP*? coz he's *BEEP* hahahaha ok la just coz he looks good in a shirt? On why *BEEP* doesnt give the heart thumping experience anymore... and then for no reason, GSS, British India, and clothes of strange sizes... he burps in public? digs his nose and eats the shit? haha grrr he hasnt been wearing shirts topless? wow good stuff man shaddap leh u should ask him go great singapore sale and buy I went shopping today :) bought more than $100 worth of clothes feels not bad haha u go shopping on wkend? siao coz today last day for british india today last day of gss? orh chey i tot wat i like british india but no use y go also all the nice clothes gone then the stuff that they have is all the strange sizes and the normal sizes got stain one On Adit landing dat job at MS.. adit is such an a**hole hhahaha he said to mi "hey" y leh? "guess u heard oredi" den i "huh" him back muahahahahahahahahaha shhhhhh hahahaha hey wanna meet wed? heee den he said "oh opps, i got the ms job" morning shd i act nonchalent? hahaha wed ah... yeap yeap can be ur normal bitchy self say "oh.. ok..." i said "oh... congrats" "can play mahjong or not" wif no exclamation almost put it in On this food handled by someone... so he just hold y not nice? then when u not looking he smell ,................. it's wrapped up and put inside a box and the box is inside a nice paper bag HOW TO SMELL still can smell the aroma what oh HE'S NOT A DOG wow that's like triple protection maybe he poke one pin yeah for sniffers like u small hole DUN HAF DUN HAF NO HOLES! On *BEEP* again... anyway i thot no kick? dats it yeah no kick but better den nth then still drool i also better than nothing what right :P but he's slightly better den better den nth ma hehe looks good in a shirt (not like adit, who's oredi ignoring mi) Then back to Adit and his moving on to Seattle... hahaha oei adit muz b tinking im eating sour grapes I'm happy that u have found someone who's better than better than nothing, and looks good in a shirt wat shd i say nx hmmm but u still have to apply for a job tell him ur playing mahjong tom sigh y is everyone asking mi to apply... even *BEEP* heee and den? and that its more fun than working in microsoft oh dats true and seattle is a boring city with nothing except a needle P.I.G. says: im playing mahjong tml P.I.G. says: it's better off den working for gates and a lot of starbucks hahahaha ok exactly wat uve said shall i invite u in? On Adit, Adit... and more ADIT! Oh and of cos, Rammy the Geek! now must be a bit nice to him otherwise... u never know what he might be able to do to ur computer from within the secret labs of microsoft or, he might just cry either way... poor adit :P do u know... I made a file encryptor I was bored and I decided I need some protection, just in case yuck u geek so I made a file encryptor like it makes your files garbage so u can protect ur files I'm such a smart boy :P i dun get u well... u can use the program to encrypt the file so other people will not be able to open it ohhh like picture files, or text files and how to opeN? or what ever basically password la? then u use the same program and decrypt it ohhhhhhh then u can open it smart boy no... it's not just password den? even if people use hex editor to go and open the file ok fren they will not be able to see its contents Y ON EARTH r u so freaking geeky I'm such a geek haha im going to blog abt it dunno really? I'm so honoured hehe u shd b On movies and mahjong... but I've been watching a lot of movies lately well ive watched like... onli... 3 for the last wk i just watched sky captain no no I'm talking about on my laptop I watched huh laptop? download where u get dem fr geek spiderman im going to blog abt it pirates of the carribean haha and get u caught blog lor wa lau i haf it all in my mighty MICROSOFT mesenger I got them from nick history some of them NICK shit NICK FROM NUS ENGIN if he kenna caught HAS MOVIES hahah den i dun haf mahjong kaki hmmm hahahaha nvm see lah can replace one dun care no choice already muahahahahaha huh! wa lau im beginning to tink mean bitch :P all chinese shd learn how to play mahjong it's a shame if ur chinese and u dunno mahjong haha and im v sure if sha gets to learn she ll love to be chinese even more but she can't live without her tamil movies Saying goodbyes, and on Rammy's file encrypting program... remember to blog k i will try to do it tonite I shall read tom morn :P excerpts tho our lovey dovey too much for others muz summarise haha right... if u say so :P oh shit but i cant blog abt *BEEP* goodbye honey bun excerpts excerpts.... oki is that lovey dovey enough niteyz my juicy japanese scones fr holland v hahaha, that one cannot compare to the warook cattle farm butter scones with whipped cream and strawberry jam I win :P go away la u stoopid pig as u command nitey! nitez OH WAIT wat did u use to prog ur prog java hahaha sorri what else yuck ok loser bye On why Rammy chose to use Java instead of .NET framework... after much goodbyes... but what if I want to pass it to a friend who doesnt have .net framework? but alot of new comps haf framework installed ur tokkin abt windows la she using a pretty old laptop hahaha ok lor ok lor u win of course :) u and ur fren wif an antique lappy the geek always win go away not antique lah just not new hmph nite! BYE NITE keep mi informed *BEEP* ok dis will b filtered :P

Can someone please lower the temperature?

Why issit so freaking H-O-T?

Where have all the nice-shirt-guys gone? Been completely deprived of the abovementioned species eversince homecoming... except ONCE, when i popped by NUS! As if my pain wasnt enuff, i was searching online for a pic of nice shirts to put up here but nothing from boss, giorgio armani or raoul came close to being 'nice'... how can dat ever be?? anyway in my desperation, ive decided meeting up wif XR for lunch at her workplace nx wk is a rite move, and i dun mind juz any nice-shirt-kinds including females....

After an intellectual discussion wif XR (my bosom fren in suckiness of life), we came to the conclusion dis is all a conspiracy somebody up dere has ploted against us, for all the bad mouthing we've done to him.... In short, his way of getting back at us.... u need examples? EVERY-DAY (yesterDAY, toDAY, every-other-DAY) is so intolerably hot, juz for OUR sake... im telling u, we simply luuuuuurrrrvvvvveeee the heat & sweat!

In ZP's words, he-who-loves-screwin-up-MY-life muz so freaking free & haf got nth better to do (yeah JOBLESS like ZP & mi) dat he spends his time racking his brain for pranks to play on poor teeny weeny us (XR & I), then carefully executing his little evil plans... And of cos, he muz be so occupied wif planning our lousy days coz his life revolves ard US and US ONLY! Guru ZP's offered remedy was to continue pushing all the blames to him, WHINE, WHINE, and WHINE! We shd aso pray hard dat one fine (not-so-hot) day, our lives will turn out for the better... It's no wonder ive alwiz found comfort in a fren like ZP! Trust mi.. *winkz*

I keep a small screwdriver inside one of my pouches that i bring with me all the time... it's quite handy but everytime i look at it (those times when it came in useful), i juz felt so geeky... Adit is officially an employee of mr gates and would be moving to seattle soon... i finally haf a geek fren to earn myself the honour of being named another geek... why am i straying from this topic?

NOW, will someone just lower the temperature?!

HUR?

wat was it we're ALL supposed to blog abt both JYs? ive (seriously) forgotten.... mabbe someone can kindly remind mi... and we can all blog abt it together... *sniggers*....

I feel quite disoriented...

alrite this post has got almost nth to do wif its title...



I don't tink i need to tell anyone how yummy this looks..... *drrrooooooolzzzzzzz*

My aussie pix are up!! Finally!
Cairns & Sydney
Farmstay, Grampians & Great Ocean Road
Melbourne & Spore

Had a hard time filtering thru the almost 1k pix i took plus those fr the rest of us who went..... somebody praise mi quick! i feel so hardworking, i shd be rewarded! mabbe dat dress up dere? hmm.... or dat bag sitting inside the display at zara? *dreams on*.....

i may sound like a baddie...

But lemme sing and skip around abt this for as long as i wan (coz it's my blog, citing Nick)...

We were given entry into MM today even tho dey were closed for private function.... as much as Ram wun wan mi to mention it, im jumping up and down like a monkey coz i was given this

My onli regret was having to go thru the horrid singing of Mr AXXX, but was compensated by a big goodbye wave thru that same window =p

something i cant help but bring home fr Oz....

got another one for baby bro too... i hope he shows it to the whole world tho....

I realli wish to upload my pix soon... but im such a bum.... heeee....